Now and then you could do a guest in!...

 *Cackles* Doc's classes ROCK.

On Caroline's assertion that getting good grades and not telling your parents if you don't work constituting a good childhood:
Doc: "I thought a good childhood was about being morally and ethically sound, not good grades."
Me: "It is in this day and age."
Doc: "You all are so cynical for your age."
Me: "We are only a product of our times."
Doc: "You should be better than a product of your times."
Caroline: "But ethical, moral behavior results in good grades.  Hard work is ethical and moral!"
Doc: *CRACKS UP* "That is the most Calvinist thing I've ever heard."

The whiteboard at the front now says:
"ethical, moral behavior results in good grades..."
- Caroline "Calvin" Flowers
(would Knox be proud...)

Having explained to Doc how a friend was quitting calculus halfway through the year (and to her last night, but Doc's more important at the moment):
Me: "Bah, humbug. Everyone needs to learn integrals."
Doc: *Laughs hysterically* "That is a quote that both amuses and appalls me."

And this whole thing was in the first FIVE MINUTES of a Calculus BC class with two Differential Equations students and one Linear Algebra student.

All hail the insanity.