Before I go on... *FACEPALM* Stellan Skarsgard, Pierce Brosnan, and COLIN FIRTH are playing the dads in the new movie version of that. I may shoot myself. (And Firth plays the gay one. Did anyone really doubt Darcy was gay? ...Well, besides my romantic self.)  WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT MAKING THAT INTO A MOVIE WAS A GOOD IDEA?!

Anyway, in the news that prompted the odd subject line...

Dear School Teachers and Administrators:

MY MOTHER IS NOT THE ONE WHOSE EMAIL STARTS OFF MF.  THAT IS FOR THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE FAMILY WITH THAT FIRST INITIAL AND LAST NAME ONLY. THAT WOULD BE, OH, ME.  *GLOWERS* SHE IS MAF... *FACE FUCKING PALM* I DO NOT WANT HER EMAILS GODSBEDAMMITALL.

Much love except totally NOT,

Lee-the-irritated.

Dear Head Computer Tech Guy,

You know you love me from class and anime club. You know you find it that the start of me mum's email addy is "Ma." Yeah, yeah, funny. Now please, would you email everyone explain that all-important one-letter difference to them so I don't get emails from the dean about secret plans for the 10th graders to help them deal with a classmate's death? It makes me wibble.

Much love and totally meaning that,

Lee the tired one.

Dear reader,

Yes, I'm overreacting.  But... I got four hours of sleep, I'm crazy enough to join a HARRY POTTER RP if you can believe that, and I'm swamped with work and suffering senioritis.  I'm allowed to spazz ridiculously. Besides... I AM GETTING MY MOTHER'S EMAILS. AAAAAAAH.

Yours in chronicling faith,

Lee the high-strung

(PS: ...I am in love with Kaden.  He is the CUTEST little boy. If only he'd talk. Sad thing is, I went looking for a name like Kanin, found Kaden, liked it, and discovered it was from Caden, from MacCathain, from Cathan, from cath which is battle in Gaelic. WITHOUT EVEN TRYING. JUST LOOKING FOR THE SAME FIRST TWO LETTERS. Why does my life hate me?)

... Also, I apparently still swear by random fantasy gods frequently. Must be because I'm an atheist.  Random gods are as good as any other.

.............I'm just going to go kill myself now.

Just... go die. It's easier than anything else.