Softly, deftly, music shall caress you...

Okay. Van Tramp gets moved to "muses" next time I update my  links list--which may be soon, as I have found my orpheus (or Apollo? Maybe leave Tim as Orpheus, make my new hero Apollo. Or something. I need Cerveris on there too.

Okay. So I thought no one could match Tim. But Tim's voice, while AMAZING and GORGEOUS and about as perfect as a human voice can be, and while being pure sex while he sings, is just that--pure sex while he sings, and a perfect human voice.

There is, in fact, someone with an even more incredible voice in this world--because it IS NOT HUMAN. It CAN'T be human. Honestly, there is no way.

Nathan Gunn. Look him up. Look at his shirtless pics. LISTEN TO HIS VOICE SPEAKING IN THE INTERVIEW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT. HIS SPEAKING VOICE IS PURE, UNADULTERATED SEX IN THE WAY TIM'S IS, ONLY LOWER AND MORE POWERFUL.

And there are TRULY no words. Except to say that from his voice, he can CLEARLY headvoice a LOT and has a LOT more lower range than he uses mostly. As in, he has RIDICULOUS RANGE. I LOVE Tim so much, but the thing is? John has been reminding me of him, musically, 'cause Tim's a tenor-baritone really. There are tenor-baritones--just a LITTLE high for my taste--and there are bass-baritones--nice, but they can't hit high notes well.

And then... there is the true, perfect baritone. No one in the world should have that voice. And yet, he does. I'm not even kidding. My mother was incapacitated, even my FATHER was like "...That's... wow. My god."

Lexi says she prefer's Gerard Butler's speaking voice, but we both know it's only 'cause Butler has a Scottish accent. If Nathan Gunn had one...

....

Okay. If Nathan Gunn had one, A) I would have to STALK HIM AND GET HIM TO TALK AND READ MY WRITING SO I COULD HEAR HIS EVERY WORD, and B) ...I would honestly just... have a heart attack.  I've been having problems lately with just how high Tim's voice is, because I keep hearing this... far more resonant voice.  I mean, Jalen/Jon? Is a BASS. He can't sing high to save his life, and his speaking voice is like half an octave lower at LEAST than Nathan Gunn's. Which is the POINT.  Nathan Gunn. Has.  The. Perfect. Voice.

Literally, my parents haven't heard anything like it. I haven't. It is... it's... my GOD. GO WATCH THE INTERVIEW.  LISTEN TO HIS VOICE.

You will not find a more perfect baritone--resonant and clear, with the hint of golden high notes should he care to reach them, and a constant grounding beyond anything I've heard.  Just... my god.

It's not even pure sex, when he sings. It's BEYOND it.  It's what those hallucinatory, orgasmic religious experiences stupid people while on 'shrooms or something. WITHOUT THE DRUGS AND RELIGION. JUST PURE, MATHEMATICAL AND MUSICAL PERFECTION.

I... just...

guh.

I hope you realize I never use the word orgasm. I'm far too prudish. This time? (And possibly due to the time of night...) it DESERVES it. A thousand times over.

The man is a god.

And he's even pretty. ...He looks sorta like Adrian. *Blink* Except Adrian's lighter boned. ...He looks like... damn, I dunno who. Andren? He's beautiful. Maybe Iain Scott of Lise's stories on ANI (don't ask). Just...

Thank god he ISN'T Scottish. I literally would never have recovered. I'd be dead on the floor from an aneurism.

Nathan Gunn. Go look him up. DROOL.

Excuse me. *Goes to a song-filled heaven*

 EDIT: While we're at it, if anyone could tell me if the BPAL Yvaine scent is worth it, I'd like to know. 'Cause I might want to try to get my hands on some if it is. I have a dress that makes me think of it.

Done now.